A "reel" fisherman can be very a-luring!
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A "reel" fisherman can tell you about his first catch!
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A "reel" fisherman doesn't have to be a tournment winner!
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A "reel" fisherman has a boat motor with equal horsepower to his truck
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A "reel" fisherman has at least one lure that never caught a fish!
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A "reel" fisherman has at least one rusty tool in his tackle box!
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A "reel" fisherman has at least one story about being 'hooked'!
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A "reel" fisherman has more than two rods with different reels on each
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A "reel" fisherman has run out of boat gas at least once!
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A "reel" fisherman knows how to open a can of worms!
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A "reel" fisherman never has a full freezer!
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A "reel" fisherman will never go hungry!
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A Bachelor is a man who can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.
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A BAD day's fishing STILL beats a GOOD day at work!
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A deaf fisherman is hard of herring.
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A foolish fisherman casts his net in a well
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A good fisherman has to have patience and bait.
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Accountant to Fisherman: "So what's your net worth?"
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Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fishermen.
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Book Title: Gone Fishing: Rod Annette
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DANGER: Fishing Freak -- Do not expose to water!
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Fishermen network for a living! What's YOUR excuse?!
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I am NOT fishing just drowning WORMS!
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I just ate a fishing lure, said Tom with baited breat
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I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He used a dotted line and caught every other fish
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I'd rather go ice fishing, Tom replied coldly.
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I'd tell ya a fishing story but ya can't see my hands
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
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I'm Retired: Fishing IS my job!
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It's a fine line between fishing & standing still
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Nice guys go fishing and just tape the worm to hook
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Nobody home. Check's in the mail. Went fishing
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Old fisherman never die, they just get reel tired
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Old fisherman never die, they just smell like it!
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Old fishermen never die, they just wade away.
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On day 6, He created fish. On day 7, He went fishing
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Oxymoron: real fishing story
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Procastinator: A fishing expert, gifted at casting lures.
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Punny Book: "Upstream" - by Sam N. Fishing
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The land's primary function is to provide fishing stores
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The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish
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The one sure way to make a lazy man look respectable is to put a fishing rod in his hand
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The way most fishermen catch fish is by the tale
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The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you
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Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. (H. D. Thoreau)
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To be a great fisherman, you have to think like a fish.
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