Fishing for Creativity: Inspirational Quotes, Tackle & Gear

Fishing Taglines

(to use as email signatures)

A "reel" fisherman can be very a-luring!

A "reel" fisherman can tell you about his first catch!

A "reel" fisherman doesn't have to be a tournment winner!

A "reel" fisherman has a boat motor with equal horsepower to his truck

A "reel" fisherman has at least one lure that never caught a fish!

A "reel" fisherman has at least one rusty tool in his tackle box!

A "reel" fisherman has at least one story about being 'hooked'!

A "reel" fisherman has more than two rods with different reels on each

A "reel" fisherman has run out of boat gas at least once!

A "reel" fisherman knows how to open a can of worms!

A "reel" fisherman never has a full freezer!

A "reel" fisherman will never go hungry!

A Bachelor is a man who can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.

A BAD day's fishing STILL beats a GOOD day at work!

A deaf fisherman is hard of herring.

A foolish fisherman casts his net in a well

A good fisherman has to have patience and bait.

Accountant to Fisherman: "So what's your net worth?"

Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fishermen.

Book Title: Gone Fishing: Rod Annette

DANGER: Fishing Freak -- Do not expose to water!

Fishermen network for a living! What's YOUR excuse?!

I am NOT fishing just drowning WORMS!

I just ate a fishing lure, said Tom with baited breat

I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He used a dotted line and caught every other fish

I'd rather go ice fishing, Tom replied coldly.

I'd tell ya a fishing story but ya can't see my hands

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

I'm Retired: Fishing IS my job!

It's a fine line between fishing & standing still

Nice guys go fishing and just tape the worm to hook

Nobody home. Check's in the mail. Went fishing

Old fisherman never die, they just get reel tired

Old fisherman never die, they just smell like it!

Old fishermen never die, they just wade away.

On day 6, He created fish. On day 7, He went fishing

Oxymoron: real fishing story

Procastinator: A fishing expert, gifted at casting lures.

Punny Book: "Upstream" - by Sam N. Fishing

The land's primary function is to provide fishing stores

The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish

The one sure way to make a lazy man look respectable is to put a fishing rod in his hand

The way most fishermen catch fish is by the tale

The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you

Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. (H. D. Thoreau)

To be a great fisherman, you have to think like a fish.